OK All You Trail Jogger and Root-Kicker-Wannabees,
Time to sign your ass up, fat or not, for the 9th Annual Phantastic Phall Phat Ass brought to you by Coach Robin and Muddy Shoes (right there, you know its going to be a wholesome, memorable, and slightly odiferous event)! Your excuses are irrelevant! Be there or be somewhat shunned by your fellow forest joggers – eh, we’ll get over it.
The course is beautiful, and the post-run mingle crowd is exceptional. You’ll hit the trails of Lake Needwood, Forests of Redland (where we do our Tuesday night runs) and the awesome Ag Farm including the rugged and rural no-name backwoods trail diligently and painfully cleared out by Coach Phil with minimal blood loss (damn thorns!).
This event is always timed as a great taper run for Stone Mill or just a great way to spend some time on some great single-track and get some miles in.
It is a pot-luck so feel free to sign up to bring a dish to share. Here is the link https://www.signupgenius.com/go/20F0C4DABAB2DA64-44900132-phantastic?fbclid=IwAR1Xmxwu3IXpGNppBh10h7HniMsi-WSVbFzd0czTjEVEn1a-HfDa7RZKZ88#/
Muddy Shoes will provide some snacks and beverages (gotta love those mini-Cokes, Frescas and V-8s). Donation ($) box will be out so feel free to stuff your hard-earned cash ($) in there so we can keep Muddy Shoes going all year!
OK some details:
Location: Lake Needwood
Address: 15700 Needwood Lake Circle (parking lot by the Hiker-Biker Trail head) Pavilion A
Coords: 39.114925, -77.127917
Date: 04 November 2023
Donation: Your call but don’t be a cheapskate cuz we’ll talk about you!
Alrighty, C U there cuz THESE TRAILS AIN’T GONNA RUN THEMSELVES!