3rd Annual Phantastic Phall Phat Ass Trail Run – Haph Marathon & 10k

November 5, 2017 @ 7:30 am – 11:30 am
Lake Needwood Regional Park
15679 Needwood Lake Cir Derwood
MD 20855

Hey Log-Hoppers, this’ll be the third year in a row we’re pulling this one off. Now established as the Official Stone Mill 50 Miler Taper Run (Hmm, I should check with Barry about that) this makes for a great wind-down before the big one or just a plain ol’ righteous trail run in the woods and fields of MoCo. Yeah, so, there are other places to run on pavement that day, but why would ya? To me and my trail buds the answer is simple…trail running rules, pavement drools. Plus this event has been known to serve up some great post-run pot-luck eat-ums to re-charge and mingle around.

The course takes you on the trails of Lake Needwood, up on the Redland Trails and up to the legendary Ag Farm Trails (Site of Coach Daryl’s Farm Park Challenge in May) and back. If ya haven’t been on these trails you’re in for a real treat.


Date: Sunday, 5 November 2017

Location: Start and Finish at Lake Needwood , Furthest parking lot in by the top of the bike path. 39.115152, -77.127809

Time: 0730 (Don’t forget daylight savings time Sunday morning! Clocks roll back one hour! Yesssssssss!)

Results:   Results will be posted but will not be reported to any publications.  Please enter your finishing time on the sign-in sheet at the finish.

Cost: Yeah, well, sorry, cough it up. Just slide us $5 or some loose change to help keep Muddy Shoes going. US Dollars only, no penny rolls…..thanks so much!

Packet Pick-Up:  Packets?! We don’t need no stinkin’ packets!

Post Race: Yes, bring some nom-noms to share.  Here is a link for Phood Sign up

Any-hoo…hope you all will join us for our romp.


C Ya!

Here is a list of current Entrants




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