Turkey , mashed potatoes, stuffing, pie(s), biscuits, gravy…should I keep going?…sweet potatoes, wine (gotta have da vino), whipped cream, sauce, green beans, rutabagas (ya’ll tried rutabagas?), calories, calories, calories… phew. I’m stuffed! Just reading that list can give you a fat ass…or is it Phat ass. Either way, those Under Armor running shorts are not gettin’ any looser this week. Might as well face the …facts, the rolls are comin’. I’m not talkin’ about those hot, fresh baked rolls fresh out of the oven that we peel open , slide a slab of butter on and shove down our pie holes. I’m talkin’ about the rolls you start developing around your midriff…I think the call it ‘muffin top’. anyway, what we all need ahead of this caloric tsunami headed our way is a pre-holiday calorie burn. So that’s what we’re gonna do on Saturday.
Let me serve you up the delicious details (want some gravy with dat?):
Location: Rachel Carson Conservation Park 22201 Zion Rd, Brookeville, MD 20833 – We’ll visit the Sasquatch Cave!
Time: 0730
Date: Saturday 18 November
Distance: Up to you. Multiple trails that all loop around.
Announcements:
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Ok, nuff said. C U turkeys in the morning!
Cheers,
Muddy ‘Gobble’ Shoes